17/03 - San Patricio - "Rendile Culto"

"Here's to a sweetheart, a bottle, and a friend.

The first beautiful, the second full, the last ever faithful."
"May friendship, like wine, improve as time advances.

And may we always have old wine, old friends, and young cares."

"But the greatest love , the love above all loves,

even greater than that of a mother...

is the tender, passionate, undying love,

of one beer drunken slob for another."
"An Irishman is the only man in the world

who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women

to get to a bottle of stout."

(jajaja, ¿qué puedo hacer?)
"When we drink, we get drunk.

When we get drunk, we fall asleep.

When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.

When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.

SO, LET'S ALL GET DRUNK, AND GO TO HEAVEN!"